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Sun, May. 9th, 2004, 03:32 pm

Name - Spider Johnson
Age - 24
Where From - Atlanta, GA

Me - I went to UGA. After that, I fucked around forever. I've never had a job, because my parents are stupid rich and give incredibly huge monetary birthday gifts each year. Some of which I've invested wisely, most of which I have SQUANDERED ON DRUGS, hurray. Right now I'm living in a cabin up on this mountain somewhere, I'm not telling where, and all my neighbors are backwoods folks, and it's very interesting here and different from the City. I rarely update my livejournal and when I do, it's with the mindset of writing a kind of electronic opinion column. I run this [Bad username: opinionated_asses] community which is fun but no one ever posts. Homeless Johnson published a book of my collected "columns."

Why I should be allowed to join: Because you are a fuckface and I hate you.

Pictures: Cameras steal the soul, didn't you know?

Sun, May. 9th, 2004 07:36 pm (UTC)

You're in, fuckbag.
By the way, seen Alice lately? HA!

Oh, and the link to opinionated_ass didn't work. Getting stupider?

Sun, May. 9th, 2004 07:37 pm (UTC)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'll never lose the hard-on I used to fuck your mom.

Sun, May. 9th, 2004 07:41 pm (UTC)

I may have to steal that one. No wait ... YOU stole that one. I've read that book, too, Spider.

Tue, May. 11th, 2004 05:48 pm (UTC)

bad with the links, aren't we? The homeless johnson link doesn't work either.